lundi 31 août 2015

Childhood Story #4

Childhood Story #4

Hi everybody, Mary here.

So, here it comes ! Another Childhood Story ! As September comes to a beginning tommorow, I wanted to send some good luck to all of those going back to school even if they do not want to go back for some reason, or even for no reason at all, and, since I actually liked September, at times, here is the reason why September should be the month for new starts, new opportunities, and new experiences for your entire life.

Those Times When I Actually Liked September

Actually, this reason is not even related to work, or to Pumpkin Spice Lattes that you can buy at your local Starbucks. It's not because of Halloween because it's in October, and not for winter because it's not cold enough yet. So, what is the reason, you may ask ? Well, it's because of...

MOTHERF*CKING. ALMONDS. Nothing else, really.

Every year, since I was a child, a couple of days before going back to school, we used to go, my mom, my little brother and I, to my uncle's house, to say hello before we would go back to school. My uncle lives in the countryside with his now wife and kids, and he has a big almond tree next to the porch of the house. So, as we would be hungry all the time, my brother and I would climb that tree, pick up some almonds, break the shells with two rocks and eat the almonds. In the end, our mother told us that we should always ask our uncle before taking them as we would sometimes take them every time we went to the countryside, whether he was there or not.

Sometimes, we would be invited in my uncle's house, and with his wife, we would make some cakes with these almonds. We would put them in boxes, leave some for my uncle and his wife, and take the rest with us back home where we would eat them for a snack, and they were delicious. Now, I don't even remember the recipe and I am vegan, so I have to find another recipe (and an oven, since I live alone without one now), but other than that, yes, there were MARVELLOUS. AMAZING. YUM-YUM, me says.

And there would be years when we wouldn't have the time to go there before going back to school, or we would go later than expected because we were busy with life... so I would be a motherf*cking b*tch and keep whining until my mom would tell me if we were going, and if so, when we would go, because these almonds are delicious. Even now, I eat almonds that I buy at the grocery store, but believe me, they are nothing compared to my uncle's almonds. And when we wouldn't go and miss the almond season, and my uncle would tell me that all the almonds are either gone or eaten, I would cry a lot. And now that the tree is sick, I am very worried about it dying, because there would be no almonds. Very sad, me thinks.

So, yes. I ACTUALLY liked September. When all the kids would be stressed to go back to school and have to work again, I would just be patiently waiting for my delicious almonds. Of course I was as stressed as all the other kids to go back to school, if not more than them ; but I would focus on the positive, the almonds, and I was happy to know that there was something good to wait for in September. Even such a little thing as almonds.

In the end, the moral of the story is that if you're stressed about September, going back to school, thinking about it all the time will not solve the problem. What can help you, however, is thinking about something good, even a little thing, that will make September easier for all of you.

And remember : I've read somewhere that the stress and anxiety level of high-school students nowadays is equal to the one experienced by mental asylum patient in the 1950's. So stay healthy, stay motivated, little students out there, because it won't last. I promise.

Okay, that's it for today ! I hope that you enjoyed this little story and I will see you very soon with another one !


And as usual, our last word : KIDNEYS !

The Uncanny Fail #4

The Uncanny Fail #4

Hi everybody, Mary here.

So, here's to another Uncanny Fail ! This one is a little bit weird, I know, but... YES, I have never been in a relationship ever in my life. I've had two crushes on close guy friends of mine, but nothing every happened between us. And today, I am here to explain to you why.

I Don't Understand Anything About Love

So, yes, that's the truth. I don't understand anything about love. I mean, first of all, I am an asexual. So, it means that I don't understand when people see someone and say « Hey, I really want to have that one, please. ». I don't understand how people are tempted by others. I don't see how they get wasted to get someone and hump them. It's funny, because I've never talked about my asexuality to people in real life, because I know that they don't understand the fact that I don't experience sexual attraction when they do. I guess that in the end, as an asexual, I don't understand sexual attraction and how people experience it. Maybe I never will as they will never understand asexuality. But hey, that's life, and sexual attraction (or lack thereof) won't ruin mine.

Secondly, I am a demi-romantic. So, I don't understand when someone tells me « I can't stay in a couple for more than a year », or « Wow, it's been three whole years with them now, so I guess it's going to last now ». I don't understand why people feel the need of cheating, sometimes. I don't guess how people fall in and out of love... quite easily, in the end. Why people see romance as big gestures only done once a year ***wink wink to anyone who understands*** and restaurants, roses and expensive stuff (which means that it's very rare to see it often), whereas I see it as daily little things, little reminders. The smell of pancakes (vegan please) in the morning. A little note left in a bag. A bunch of funny pictures taken at the photobooth. I don't ask for many things, in the end. Just the company of a person I love, and who loves me in return. I am a very simple girl, you know ? And I think that people complicate things, in the end.

Last but not least, I am pan. Meaning : OMG that girl is queer she'll try to hump all the ladies out there. What a dike. Seriously. Maybe it's a part of my pan nature, but I don't understand how people can... well, say « I like this gender but not that one. », you know ? It. Is. Impossible. For me, at the very least. But hey, I am not here to judge, everyone's entitled to live their own lives. I am just saying this because I have seen this, about multi-sexual people. Straights/Homos saying but how can you know you're attracted to multiple genders ? how does it feel like, in the end ? Well, I don't understand how you can be attracted to only one gender too ! Weird, am I right ? It's called having different points of view. And EVERYONE should respect the others for theirs while we absolutely can keep our own. Oh, and about those telling us that we have to prove our multi-sexuality : WE. DON'T HAVE. TO. DO. THAT. I am not asking a gay man if he's ever sucked another guy's cock, or a lesbian if she's every licked some other girl's pussy. Heck, I am not even asking a straight man if he's had a girl or a straight girl a boy. Why would we have a history of our relationships and crushes to validate our sexuality or sexual orientation ? After all, WE are the only ones who do that (or more likely, have to do that), am I right ?

So, in the end : I don't understand. Maybe I haven't found the right person yet. Maybe they're right here and I don't even know about it. Maybe I am not looking hard enough. But hey. Life is life and I am the only person to choose when the time is right and the person is too. The pressure of being in a relationship all the time doesn't make me want to have a partner (especially in this hetero-normative world where a queer relationship would be very badly seen. I mean, I don't really care about this anymore, but I'd like some respect, you know ?), but rather run away and save myself before someone tries to pressure me into one I don't want to have. Also, maybe I'm just not mature enough to understand how people fall in love, in the end. But again, last note, this one on the demi-romantic side : I only feel romantic attraction (no sexual one since I am an asexual) once I am a very close friend to the people I know. It only happened twice,with guys since I've always had more guy friends that lady friends. So, I don't feel like it will happen for a while, and sometimes, I think about whether I will actually get in a relationship or not. If I'll find the right person. So, I am still looking for them, if they're here... Anyways. Whatever will happen, will happen, right ?

Okay, that's it for today ! I hope that you enjoyed this little fail and I will see you very soon with another one !


And as usual, our last word : KIDNEYS !

Fargo, S1 Ep10

Fargo, S1 Ep10

Hi everybody, Mary here.

So, here's the episode for the tenth and very last episode of Fargo. Without any further ado, let's get started, shall we ?

Morton's Fork

So, here are the three words I've chosen for this episode :

The Last Trick : So, in this episode, our serial killer knows that he's going to get caught by the police, so he pulls off a last trick and decides to contact the FBI and have the back-up cancelled by saying that the local police can handle the situation on their own. So, he thinks he's going to walk free out of this story, and even Lester, who tried to set a trap for him, fails as he just wounds him and let's him go away. But, in the end, he's killed by the person we thought wouldn't do anything related to the police at all : our gentleman and father. Surprising, right ?

Hunting Family : Also, in this episode, the policewoman's dad was also a police officer himself for eighteen years, until he got shot and given the pension. He decides to protect his family that he adores (especially his grand-daughter-in-law, his son-in-law's daughter), and he has also a wonderful daughter who's a policewoman. So, when the father's daughter comes in and decides to guard the house with him, he just says « That's my girl. », because he can do with her what he couldn't and still can't with his daughter. Maybe it's a way to tell her that he could do these things, but that they never get the opportunity to do those.

The Truth : So the father kills our serial killer, and his wife, the policewoman, comes in and sees the recordings he had made out of his « clients » during the different « cases » he went through during all of his career. Now, the policewoman has the truth about what happened to Pearl, and what Lester did, and she now has also many informations about many other cases that can now be solved thanks to these tapes. That's why the ex-policeman is going to be awarded for bravoury whereas he just killed the serial killer.

Overall impression : An AMAZING finale, for this season packed with action and suspense. The end of a thrilling story with the death, not only of the serial killer, but also, of Lester... who, in the end, was ALSO guilty. Guess that the sentence ALWAYS shows up in the end, am I right ?

Okay, that's it for today ! I hope that you enjoyed this post and I will see you very soon with another one !


And as usual, our last word : KIDNEYS !

Fargo, S1 Ep9

Fargo, S1 Ep9

Hi everybody, Mary here.

So, here's the review for the ninth episode in the first season of Fargo. Without any further ado, let's get started, shall we ?

A Fox, A Rabbit And A Cabbage

So, here are the three words I've picked for this episode :

FBI : So, these two FBI agents who were in front of the building when the shooting happened, and then they were sent to the file room because they didn't do anything while the massacre was happening ? Well, they still are in the file room, but they want to catch the shooter, hoping that they will get to their former positions in the field. So, they decide to leave the file room, since they were bored (e.g. : the riddle with the man who owns a wolf, a goat and a cabbage that I had solved once but I don't remember the answer, or the existential question about the file room without files or the cemetery without bodies), and then they go to see the policewoman.

Right And Wrong : So, when these two FBI fellas arrive in Bemidji and see the hard-work the policewoman had done, they are quite impressed about that, right ? They even told the chief of police that he should have listened to her. In my opinion, this new chief doesn't really know how to do his job, or he just wanted to close the case as soon as possible to avoid working too much on it, and that's why he doesn't want to listen to the « conspiracy theories » that the policewoman keeps giving to him anyways. Maybe he just wanted to get rid of the case because ot was too complicated anyways. But as the case is re-opened, he'll have to do something or everything will happen without him, in the end...

Yes Or No ? : Last but not least, in this episode, Lester is, again, the witness to some murders. As he went up to see our serial killer, he asked « Is this what you want, Lester ? », and then, he kills his supposed girlfriend he had proposed to, a dentist he was supposedly working with and his wife. Apparently, it was a big contract, it had taken him six months and 100,000 dollars. Anyway, now, he's also killed Linda, Lester's wife, while they were trying to flee to Acapulco for some holidays (also to leave the country since now the police's back after him). Anyway, I think that Lester is now in BIG trouble, and we don't know how he'll get out of this (if he DOES get out of this...).

Overall impression : It was another excellent episode, the one before the finale, so the season is coming to an end ! Can't wait to see how it'll all turn up.

Okay, that's it for today ! I hope that you enjoyed this post and I'll see you very soon with another one !


And as usual, our last word : KIDNEYS !

Fargo, S1 Ep8

Fargo, S1 Ep8

Hi everybody, Mary here.

So, here is the review for the eigth episode in the first season of Fargo. Without any further ado, let's get started, shall we ?

The Heap

So, here are the three words I've chosen for this episode :

Giving Up : In this episode, it's the conclusion of the investigation started at the beginning of the season. The case is closed and Lester's brother will go to the trial. Now, it's time to move on and have a new life, and start fresh after the incidents that changed everything in everybody's life. Not only people died, but the survivors have to live and learn to keep their lives without them. Maybe something good will happen to them, in the end...

A Dream Life : Now that it's one year later, and everyone is having a dream life. The father is now a mailman, just like he always wanted to be, and he's married to the policewoman. They now live in a house with his daughter and they seem to be very happy. Also, Lester has married this lady called Linda who works with him and won the 'Best Salesman Of The Year' award given by his company and he's also married. They all seem to have a very 'happy' ending, in the end, and Lester has thrown away everything that belonged to his now dead wife, Pearl.

Ghosts : But, in the end, everyone knows that things will never get back to normal. The policewoman hasn't given up yet on the case and keeps calling the FBI, since our serial killer kept committing crimes here and there, to know what's up and if they have new information. Apparently, since the FBI is busy with the Patriot Act, they can't help her and they tell her that they probably won't call back. Also, as Lester's at a party thrown by his company, he sees our serial killer at a table talking with some of his colleagues, and he knows that he'll get in trouble soon...

Overall impression : Another great episode, that shows that even with time passing, things will never be the same as before.

Okay, that's it for today ! I hope that you enjoyed this post and I will see you very soon with another one !


And as usual, our last word : KIDNEYS !

Fargo, S1 Ep7

Fargo, S1 Ep7

Hi everybody, Mary here !

So, here's the review for the seventh episode in the first season of Fargo. Without any further ado, let's get started, shall we ?

Who Shaves The Barber ?

So, the three words I've chosen for this episode are :

Trial : So, Lester's plan worked. Not only his nephew who was found with the gun in his backpack at school is in trouble, but his brother, who was found with the hammer, some underwear belonging to Pearl and some pictures of her (some being suggestive), he's probably going to jail for a very long time. As the chief of police is Lester's friend, he believes whatever he has to say and he just goes along with it. In the end, Lester is left alone and won't be bothered anymore, but for how long ?

Bullets : So, after the shooting, the deaf guy is left wounded and is very sad to have lost his friend, and also translator. He talks to the policewoman who lost her spleen and will get a transplant one day. The policewoman's father was very worried about her physical injury so he rushed to the hospital even if it means that nobody's at the restaurant to watch it. The policeman's also brought some flowers to cheer her up and says he definitely will tell the truth as soon as possible, since he's the one who shot her.

Hard-work : Even after Lester's brother was arrested, the policewoman is still convinced that Lester got something to do with the murders, and just after she got out of the hospital, she goes immediately to the police station where she works to have a little briefing of what happened recently. When she learns about the new situation, she freaks out because it means that the case will be closed and Lester will get away with what he did. But will this happen ? We'll see more of that soon, I think.

Overall impression : A very interesting episode that keeps the flow of the story going. The end is near and we still have to learn what will happen next !

Okay, that's it for today ! I hope that you enjoyed this post and I will see you very soon with another one !


And as usual, our last word : KIDNEYS !

Fargo, S1 Ep6

Fargo, S1 Ep6

Hi everybody, Mary here !

So, here's the review for the sixth episode in the first season of Fargo. Without any further ado, let's get started, shall we ?

Buridan's Ass

So, here are the three words I've chosen for this episode :

Accusing : So, first of all, in this episode, Lester goes away from the hospital, steals a car from a man who was in the same room as him and decides to go back to his house to move the hammer he used to kill Pearl to move it to his brother's house. Also, he moved a gun to his son's backpack (I thought that he was looking at the picture and then re-opening the closet to take back the hammer because he would have realised that it's very bad to see a father separated from his son and a husband from his wife, but NOPE, Lester is now a definite criminal) to accuse him too. Lester isn't morally acceptable anymore. Will he ever get caught like our serial killer ?

Money : So, the rich man who had been blackmailed for a couple of days already believes he's being punished by God for having « found », and thus stolen, some money on the side of road, and that's what made him famous in the first place, because he could create his own business thanks to that money. So he gives back the money where he found it and even replaces the little shovel at its place, but the curse doesn't end here : there is now fish everywhere on the road he's taken and his son, who was supposed to go away for his safety, died in a car accident with his driver.

Shooting : Last but not least, the blackmailer now is in our serial killer's trap, and he's duct-taped to a gun before there's a shooting, and then, the police intervenes and kills him before they realise that he was duct-taped, and thus, he couldn't be the shooter. But now, it's too late, and the friend of the deaf man dies killed by the serial killer too. Last but not least, the father shoots the policewoman and we still have to know if she's dead or not.

Overall impression : A very good episode indeed, and another turn-point for our show. We'll see more of that soon.

Okay, that's it for today ! I hope that you enjoyed this post and I will see you very soon with another one !


And as usual, our last word : KIDNEYS !